Liberal panic! Obama supporters claim Romney plans to ban Instagram

Say it ain’t so! How will people offer photographic proof of the horrific mess created by the coming Tampocalypse if the eeevil!!!11!! Mitt Romney bans Instagram?

Once again, Obama supporters have discovered a cuckoo rumor that’s just too darn good to check: Romney plans to ban Instagram because he believes it’s an iPhone app for measuring illegal street drugs. Really:

Apparently Romney wants to ban instagram because he thinks its used for drugs. This is serious. VOTE OBAMA.

— Louise Marais (@LouiseJDB) October 23, 2012

apparently Mitt Romney wants to ban Instagram because he thinks it’s used for measuring drugs. TEAM OBAMA Y’ALL

— Team Jizzy (@MustachioBieber) October 27, 2012

Did Romney honestly think Instagram was a App used to weigh drugs !? and tried to blame it on OBAMA !? now, thats a republican for ya, smh!

— LittlePeppy♡ (@LovelyBeaute) October 25, 2012

Romney is talking about banning Instagram? Y’all better vote for Obama or a lot of your modeling careers are gonna be finished lol

— S. Breezy (@SimonWithAnE_) October 23, 2012

So I just read something on how mitt Romney wants to band INSTAGRAM, fucking idiot…. Get out there and go #VOTE #FOR #OBAMA !!!!!

— ‘Sweetest Lick’ (@WyteCollarCryme) October 22, 2012

This nigga Romney stupid as the fuck talm bout instagram is a app that weights drugs, and then try to link it to my homie president Obama 👎

— Truly_unruly_ (@KokaineWhite_) October 22, 2012

Mit Romney Think Instagram Is Used to Measure Drugs To Grams –______– PLZ VOTE OBAMA

— Lord Fine$$e (@LoudAttackSlim) October 23, 2012

I just dont see how in the yr 2012 someone in my age bracket could vote for someone this out of touch… #obama2012

— Scott Leibowitz (@Lebodome) October 25, 2012

Yo so apparently Romney thinks that instagram is an app you use measure illegal drugs. Blaming Obama #nshit. Lmao. Wat a dumb-fucking-ass!

— ♛ Queen B ♛ (@missbezababy) October 23, 2012

Yeah! What a dummy! And trust us, these Twitter users know dumb better than most.

One Twitterer has it all figured out:

Romney Theory: instagram=drugs=black people=Obama supporters=food stamp junkies=no more government funding=no more big bird= Good USA…smh

— *Pat-My-Back* (@PWeezyOnDaMic) October 23, 2012

The absurd rumor comes from an article published at The Daily Currant, an “online satirical newspaper.”

If you vote for Romney you’re just as ignorant as he is. Read this…

— Slevin F. Kelevra(@FLACO_757) October 23, 2012

Here’s a quote attributed to Romney in the knock-you-over-the-head obvious satire:

“I’ve just heard about this application – a mobile application for your iPhone  And what you do is place a small amount of cocaine, or marijuana, or PCP on top of your phone and the application instantly tells you how many grams you have.”

“Its called Instagram. And do you know what the really scary thing is people? I’m told this instant drug measurement tool is the 9th most downloaded app for the iPhone.”

Satire is hard. But death wishes and assassination threats? Easy peasy:

When I found out that Romney is going to take Instagram away from apple store .. LOL BITCH DO IT AND ILL KILL YA UGLY ASS BITCH , K BITCH? K

— Joelbert⚓ (@joelbert155) October 25, 2012

Romney tryna get rid of Instagram. Kill him please

— -A R M A N I- (@iMRudeAF) October 23, 2012

I think sum1 would take one for the team n pop Romney if he got elected lol u can’t kill Big Bird n Instagram n get away wit it

— Lord Zedd ⚡ (@HeirJordan_) October 23, 2012

Romney tryna get rid of Instagram. Kill him please

— -A R M A N I- (@iMRudeAF) October 23, 2012

Romney thinks ‘Instagram’ is used for drugs………. oh god hahahahahahaha kill yourself.

— SadMotherfucker. (@_baabykaay) October 23, 2012

Romney kill yourself for saying you are going to ban instagram smfh.

— ひ I Chill ひ (@SWERV__) October 22, 2012

This nigga Romney really fucking trippin!!! Fuck hiring a hitman..I’ll kill this bitch myself!!!🔫

— Wusgood_Tone’ (@_TonyyMontana) October 23, 2012


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